you hip?

Greetings hip guy,

You are are wearing tight ripped blue jeans, an ironic tee shirt and have a scarf (in the summer). Not only this but your iPod touch with white ear buds make you look extra cool. Oh your hair! I like how your style is like all the other dirty people. Ok I'm sorry, you have slip ons. No no, you're not a complete anus. That was a terrible fad in the early 90's that died very quietly. You have no reason to be wearing those clown shoes.

You are a complete joke.

You're so green. You reduce emissions by riding a bike to class. I would rather the earth FUCKING MELT than roll up my pant leg and keep it that way.

I fucking hate you and I hope that you die.

You make me want to vomit on the street. You are not an individual or something special. You are a tool, a douche and a fucking cookie cutter. You're nothing but a fad, a fashion.

Fuck you, fuck your iPod and fuck your stupid, tragic face.